why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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