god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
