Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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