Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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