BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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