when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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