Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
don't judge my taste in strippers
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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