I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
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