Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
Randomize
