If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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