So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
nutella sex= disaster
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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