How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Randomize
