My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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