If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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