So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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