I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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