is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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