this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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