I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
My vagina is very pro this idea
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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