Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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