Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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