You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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