dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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