Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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