The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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