sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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