careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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