2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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