did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
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say what?
wanna hang out?
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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