i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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