Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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