if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
that's an acceptable place to lick
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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