i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
