I am in a vortex of obligation.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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