So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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