No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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