did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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