Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
...so i touched it.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Randomize
