Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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