Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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