She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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