I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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