I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I hope mine doesn't look like that
my being single is dangerous.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
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