heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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