I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
it glows. i had to have it.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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