420 ftw
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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