some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
