Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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