you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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