So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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